Homes For Sale That Will Help You Survive The Zombie Apocalypse In Virginia Beach

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Homes For Sale That Will Help You Survive A Zombie Apocalypse

HEY! It is great that you care enough about your family and friends to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse! Here you will find homes for sale in Virginia Beach that will increase your odds of surviving!

First, You need a place with a bunch of bedrooms. We are all looking at the farm from Walking Dead Season 3. In our vast experience, you just wind up with a bunch of random people at your home during a zombie apocalypse. You need a strong guy to carry all the dead zombies around. You need a survivalist type to hunt for food and be able to shoot those zombies between the eyes. You have to have places for them all to sleep. We recommend houses with 5 or more bedrooms.

Zombie Crawling in Grass
Zombie

Secondly, you need a bunch of space! You just can’t leave the food outside. You will need supplies, like basic toiletries, batteries, matches, flares, rope, ammo, guns, hatchets, flame throwers, towels, clothes, portable lights, gasoline and so on. We recommend 3000 square feet or more.

We suggest it be a detached home. You want to be able to fortify every square inch of the exterior
of your base. You don’t want a particularly strong zombie to break through a cheap apartment paper thin wall.

It is also a GREAT idea to get waterfront. At the very least, it will provide a source of water for your daily needs. At best, it will provide a quick escape in case zombies temporarily overcome your defenses.

Neutralizing A Zombie With A Cast-Iron Skillet How To
Neutralizing A Zombie With A Cast-Iron Skillet

You will want to watch AMC’s Walking Dead as a great primer on the specifics on surviving any kind of zombie emergency. AMC’s Walking Dead. And here are the homes for sale in Virginia Beach that match that criteria. JUST IN CASE, you scoff at the idea of a zombie apocalypse, we will help you get one of these too!

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